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Top 14 Humor of Getting married

#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

#CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

#CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.

#CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree a`nd the woman gets her master's status.

#CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" a`nd the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."

#CASE 6
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad : "That happens in most countries son."

#CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, a`nd then it was too late."

#CASE 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give a`nd take; the husba`nd gives a`nd the wife takes.

#CASE 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?

#CASE 10
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks a`nd the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks a`nd the man listens. In the third year, they both speak a`nd the neighbours listen.

#CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husba`nd, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." a`nd the Husba`nd replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love a`nd didn't notice it."

#CASE 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

#CASE 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new o`r his wife is new.

#CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husba`nd a millionaire." "a`nd what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."