王小波逝世20周年，面对铺天盖地的缅怀，他的遗孀李银河说：“小波真是幸运，斯人已去，却留下这些文字，令我们哭，令我们笑，令我们沉思，令我们反省。他的文学成就还是让文学史家去评论吧，我看重的只是他给我带来的当下的快乐。”要知道，王小波是一个不折不扣的当代"浪漫骑士"。高大、木讷的他，骨子里却极其浪漫。今天，我们就来一起看一看，曾经让李银河深深感动的情话翻译成英语是什么味道吧。

　　1. 我现在已经养成了一种习惯，就是每三二天要找你说几句不想对别人说的话。当然还有更多的话没有说出口来，但是只要我把它带到了你面前，我走开的时候自己就满意了，这些念头就不会再折磨我了。
　　I have now got accustomed to something, every other two or three days, I would tell you what I wouldn't want to impart to anyone else. Of course I do have something more yet to tell you, but as long as I have brought them to you, I would be happy to walk away, free from all that is on my mind.
　　
　　2. 我现在不坏了，我有了良心。我的良心就是你。
　　I am now a good man with conscience. You are my conscience.

　　3. 我的灵魂里有很多地方玩世不恭，对人傲慢无礼，但是它有一个核心，这个核心害怕黑暗，柔弱得像绵羊一样。只有顶平等的有爱才能使他得到安慰。你对我是属于这个核心的。
　　Deep down there are times that I could be cynical and arrogant toward people. But there's a core of my soul, delicate as a lamb, fears all the darkness of the world. The only solace I can find is through a love which is purely unconditional. To me, you are part of the core.

　　4. 我是爱你的，看见就爱上了。我爱你爱到不自私的地步。
　　I am in love with you, since the moment I caught sight of you. My love to you casts aside all my self-seeking thoughts.

　　5. 你要是喜欢别人我会哭，但是还是喜欢你。
　　I will cry if you are into someone else, even so I will still have a crush on you.

　　6. 假如你愿意，你就恋爱吧，爱我。
　　So if you please, be in love, with me.
　　
　　7. 不一定要你爱我，但是我爱你，这是我的命运。
　　You don't really have to love me, but I love you. It's destined.

　　Vocabulary：impart 英[ɪm'pɑːt] 美[ɪm'pɑrt] vt. 给予（尤指抽象事物），传授；告知unconditional 英[ʌnkən'dɪʃ(ə)n(ə)l] 美[,ʌnkən'dɪʃənl] adj. 无条件的；绝对的cast aside 抛弃；废除self-seeking ['self'si:kiŋ] adj. 追逐私利的；（收音机等）自动调谐的　　
　　是不是感觉英文版的也别有一番滋味呢？下回撩妹儿不妨用上几句，说不定立马就让你脱颖而出，虏获美人心呢！